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NO SHOW - fun story (by cjl [NY]) Mar 12, 2019 8:21 AM
       NO SHOW - fun story (by Busy [WI]) Mar 12, 2019 9:33 AM
       NO SHOW - fun story (by DJ [VA]) Mar 12, 2019 9:47 AM
       NO SHOW - fun story (by LindaJ [NY]) Mar 12, 2019 10:53 AM
       NO SHOW - fun story (by Busy [WI]) Mar 12, 2019 11:07 AM
       NO SHOW - fun story (by cjl [NY]) Mar 12, 2019 11:38 AM
       NO SHOW - fun story (by fred [CA]) Mar 12, 2019 11:42 AM
       NO SHOW - fun story (by RentsDue [MA]) Mar 12, 2019 11:42 AM
       NO SHOW - fun story (by cjl [NY]) Mar 12, 2019 11:47 AM
       NO SHOW - fun story (by Landlord ofthe Flies [TX]) Mar 12, 2019 12:19 PM
       NO SHOW - fun story (by 6x6 [TN]) Mar 12, 2019 12:41 PM
       NO SHOW - fun story (by cjl [NY]) Mar 12, 2019 1:07 PM
       NO SHOW - fun story (by Live The Dream [AZ]) Mar 12, 2019 1:59 PM
       NO SHOW - fun story (by 6x6 [TN]) Mar 12, 2019 2:22 PM
       NO SHOW - fun story (by plenty [MO]) Mar 13, 2019 4:08 AM
       NO SHOW - fun story (by Gene [OH]) Mar 13, 2019 9:24 AM


NO SHOW - fun story (by cjl [NY]) Posted on: Mar 12, 2019 8:21 AM
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Under a separate post (by someone else that was "ticked off" about the people not showing up) there was someone that stated they saved the prospective tenants number under "NO SHOW".

I just had to laugh. A few years ago I had a run of "no shows". It was getting to the point that I was so infuriated with them that I did just this - saved their name and number as "so and so no show".

These weren't ones that would make an appointment and I would just show up without prior verification - these are ones that I would call/text and they would confirm OR they would state "I'm here now" and ONLY because I happened to be in the area/close I would actually go.

What really ticked me off was that they weren't there. I don't understand why they "confirm" or state "I'm here" but blatantly LIE about it. What's the point?

Anyway - I started saving their numbers as "so n so NO SHOW". I only had a few that ended up calling or texting back (for a different apartment, etc) and I just wouldn't bother OR I would have some "fun" and chat it up and then I wouldn't show (depending on the situation).

I have one that I ran across (on my phone) the other day that I saved. I saw the name and burst out laughing (because I was looking for the "Waste Authority" phone number): "Kelly Waste Of Time NO SHOW".

ohhh good times. I do remember Kelly Waste of time … I met her once or twice but she ended up being a total waste of time AND a no show after so hence the name. She tried to pay a deposit with a $500 bill haha --69.201.xx.xxx




NO SHOW - fun story (by Busy [WI]) Posted on: Mar 12, 2019 9:33 AM
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Oh boy! 500 dollar bill?!? I doubt the Fed even uses those anymore. Yes, nothing tips me off that this is counterfeit like using bills not allowed in public circulation. ( or I thought those aren’t ever in public hands.?)

I have some million dollar bills she can have to go with those . Size may be a bit off. --70.92.xxx.xxx




NO SHOW - fun story (by DJ [VA]) Posted on: Mar 12, 2019 9:47 AM
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I'd like to know where she got that!

I actually do have a roomer who often pays with a $100 bill. Always pass the credit union's ink test.

Some folks just think it makes them look important/wealthy (in their head)/showing off, if they carry and use big bills. LOL - it says just the opposite to me.

It really says they don't have a bank account/can't manage their money and use plastic like most folks. --68.10.xxx.x




NO SHOW - fun story (by LindaJ [NY]) Posted on: Mar 12, 2019 10:53 AM
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I have bank accounts, rentals, own property and almost always have a couple of $100 bills on me... But then I just prefer to pay in cash. --108.4.xxx.xx




NO SHOW - fun story (by Busy [WI]) Posted on: Mar 12, 2019 11:07 AM
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$100 bills are one thing, but, have you ever seen a $500 bill? I don’t believe they have ever been in circulation....

Cjl , I have a neighbor at one property who gets listed in my phone as ‘Annoying Neighbor’, and then, promptly blocked. I, and others, have tried everything, finally gave up, to have a neighborly relationship. She was even known in the neighborhood for calling the cops on the postman, saying postman let the lid on the mailboxes slam down, disturbing her. Oh..... my..... --70.92.xxx.xxx




NO SHOW - fun story (by cjl [NY]) Posted on: Mar 12, 2019 11:38 AM
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I also have $100 bills on me at times (not all of the time - only when I "expect" to be paying for something).

Vacation, going out to dinner, just "travel" somewhere to get away (even if it's just a drive) - you never know what you may end "seeing and wanting".

I looked at the $500 bill and sort of laughed. She honestly thought it was real (or so she said at the time). I told her I don't even think they were ever in circulation and I did google it after I got home.

I don't recall right now what it stated but yeah - I wouldn't have accepted it anyway. Some people in my office most likely would have though LOL (now that's just scary). --69.201.xx.xxx




NO SHOW - fun story (by fred [CA]) Posted on: Mar 12, 2019 11:42 AM
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That $500 bill was probably a fake...

Talking about $100 bills, here's a fun fact: around 80% of 100s in the world are outside of the USA, most in Russia and China.

Go figure. --99.59.x.xxx




NO SHOW - fun story (by RentsDue [MA]) Posted on: Mar 12, 2019 11:42 AM
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$500.00 bills are collectors items now. If she had a real one ( unlikely) it’s worth about $1500.00. Most were destroyed . --71.10.xxx.xxx




NO SHOW - fun story (by cjl [NY]) Posted on: Mar 12, 2019 11:47 AM
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Different story but on the base of "counterfeit bills" … "years" ago I owned a business that was cash only. I was out because of an illness but I was "well enough" to sit in my chair and count the money (haha) for the deposits.

As I sat there counting out the 20s I stopped and said "that didn't feel right". I looked at it and the next 3 or 4 were very clearly fake. I thought "what idiot would not be able to tell these were fake?" (obviously my employee that worked the night before).

Hypothetically I went to the bank to deposit the money (and hypothetically I would place the bills sporadically in the pile so they weren't all in the same place/ in a row). I then (hypothetically, of course) made sure that I went to the "dumb" teller and made the deposit.

The teller actually STOPPED when counting the bills on one of the hypothetical counterfeit bills. I almost dropped to the floor. Then she tilted her head, smiled and kept going saying "I forgot what number I was on".

--69.201.xx.xxx




NO SHOW - fun story (by Landlord ofthe Flies [TX]) Posted on: Mar 12, 2019 12:19 PM
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CJL:

Not sure it's a good idea to confess to knowingly passing counterfeit notes to a bank is a good idea considering you're confessing to a federal crime? --108.69.xxx.xxx




NO SHOW - fun story (by 6x6 [TN]) Posted on: Mar 12, 2019 12:41 PM
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cjl, that is a funny story. What would have happened if they caught it?

--73.120.xx.xxx




NO SHOW - fun story (by cjl [NY]) Posted on: Mar 12, 2019 1:07 PM
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I didn't confess anything … it was hypothetical.

--69.201.xx.xxx




NO SHOW - fun story (by Live The Dream [AZ]) Posted on: Mar 12, 2019 1:59 PM
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The $500 bill was last printed in 1945 and discontinued in 1969. Her's might have been real. McKinley was the president on the bill.

When I sold my last apts I expunged my phone of nearly 100 "do not answer" listings. I had one with over 60 "missed calls." Lady worked for the city, wanted my place for her rotten kid. Called me every week for over a year.

Now if I could just hunt down the spam callers we could fertalize the desert... ;) --47.216.xx.xxx




NO SHOW - fun story (by 6x6 [TN]) Posted on: Mar 12, 2019 2:22 PM
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LTD, your not kidding about the spam callers. --73.120.xx.xxx




NO SHOW - fun story (by plenty [MO]) Posted on: Mar 13, 2019 4:08 AM
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I have one contact number listed as : High Maintenance Kelly DO NOT ANSWER. Funny her name is Kelly also. Boy she was a piece of work, must have been bipolar. Make one think there was two of them and i was loosing my mind. Wheez dodged a bullet. Love the comments... now i just write DoNotAnswer so thats what i read when the phibe rings and i just know whatever the reason was... i am not going there again! --99.203.xx.xxx




NO SHOW - fun story (by Gene [OH]) Posted on: Mar 13, 2019 9:24 AM
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$500 bill - My dad sold a house somewhere between 1972 and 1975 and he came home from the closing with cash ($10,000-$11,000). He had it in $500 and $1,000 bills so they were still used for a while. --155.188.xxx.xx





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