If your car’s floor has spilled paint...

If you best clothes say Carthart...

If your first aide kit includes duck tape...

If the Cops are questioning what your up to

(with a can of keys and written combinations)

when your trying to "sneak a peek" at a Vacant

You actually enjoy going to your mailbox.

You can correctly finish the sob story anyone starts when trying to come up with an excuse for something.

You screen your dates like you do your tenants.

-You own at least three shop vacs.

-You can fix at least ten problems with just a set of Vise Grips.

-You hoard Harbor Freight coupons.

-You know how valuable empty five gallon buckets are.

-Your car trunk/cargo area has never been empty since the day you bough the vehicle.

-The phrase "will you work with me" fills you with disgust.

If you’ve heard:

I always pay before the 1st

The yard is going to look like a pro did it

I’m buying a house better than this

I will take care of this house like it’s mine

If you let me move it I’ll never bother you

I have 6 months rent up front

I’m very handy and can fix anything

all your clothes have paint spots on them.

your tools are not pink.

You rate total strangers as pass/fail potential tenants.

You carry the tools to unclog a toilet in the trunk...always.

You get excited about old run down houses that MIGHT can be purchased.

You review every floor while waiting in doctors waiting rooms and invariably think "hmmm....carpet tiles" (or, in some cases, Allure).

Might be a LL if:

All your GUNS have paint spots on them.

If you have DROPPED your gun into a 5 gal bucket of paint.

If you only buy "desert tan" guns so they match your wall colors.

If the back seat of your $75,000 crew cab is always full of tools rattling around.

If you park so your dash cam covers the doors and where you are working, in case of attack.

If you are scared of spiders but not of MS13.

You log into this Q&A forum (at least) once a day, to see what you can glean or contribute.

You get in the elevator of a hotel and notice the poor tile job on the floor... ;)

If you get in your car to go to the grocery store, turn on the radio and next thing you know your in the Lowes parking lot. So you go into Lowes, and window shop before going to the grocery store.

AllyM, I have pink tools. Keeps contractors from taking them accidentaly. LOL

When all the long time employees know you at Lowe's and just say hi, because they know you pretty much can locate anything there.

They point out the deals and markdowns.

You buy those deals and markdowns because you know you will need one sometime.

You end up helping other customers when they have that "I have no idea" look on their face.

Lowe's employees tell you that you should work there.

"Let's go shopping" means the home / hardware store. Not the mall.

The OOPs paint and left overs in your basement takes up half a wall of shelving.

Family member ask if you have a certain color for a small project they are doing.

You keep saying you are going to organize all those supplies and parts.

You have to take the tools out of the truck to fit a passenger.

The shoes with heels are buried behind the work shoes, boots, painting shoes etc.

You don't care if you are wearing paint, caulk and dirt covered clothes when you go to the home store. Heck you will even make a quick stop at the grocery store looking like that.

For Christmas you want that great tool, on sale of course.

Black Friday's first stops are HD and Lowes.

You learn about self-directed IRAs and begin referring to some of your family members as disqualified persons.

You buy your clothes, groceries, and household items at Menards.

You spent Memorial Day looking at houses for sale.

You are integrating and implementing the great ideas you learned at the convention.